Door Industry Journal - Spring 2020

Also online at: www.dijonline.co.uk 128 THE door industry journal spring 2020 Take a Break An old man was celebrating his 100th Birthday when a reporter went up to him. “Sir! What is the secret of your long life?” The man considered this for a moment, then relied, “Every evening at 9pm, I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I’ve heard!” The reporter then asked “That’s all?” The man smiled, “Well, cancelling my voyage on Titanic sure didn’t hurt!” A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!” The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I am on the toilet. Please advise?” Anyone Missing Their Mother-in-law?