130 THE door industry journal spring 2024 Take a Break A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say nasty things and insult her. Nothing she did could stop it. She was especially worried because her whole family were coming over for Christmas dinner. But when the dinner finally came, the parrot didn’t say a thing. After the meal, the parrot turned to its owner and said “Please forgive my behaviour, I was entirely out of line.” “Wow,” said the woman, “glad to hear it.” “If I may ask,” said the parrot, “what on earth did that turkey say to you?” I phoned my local radio station today. When the guy answered the phone he said “congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize. “Whoohoo I shouted with joy. “It’s a maths question,” he said, “Feeling confident?” “I’ve got a degree in maths and I teach it at our local school.” I said proudly. “Okay then, to win the 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Beeber and to meet him back stage afterwards, what is 2+2?” “7, I replied!” Also online at: www.dijonline.co.uk
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