THE door industry journal spring 2025 121 Also online at: www.dijonline.co.uk Take a Break Eight Things to Think About 8. Death is the number one killer in the world. 7. Life is sexually transmitted. 6. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 5. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. 4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months or maybe years. 3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 2. In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your bottom tomorrow. The guy told me it was in pristine condition, I was going to make him an offer but then I noticed the interior had a bit of veneer missing!
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