Door Industry Journal - Summer 2014

Also online at: www.dijonline.co.uk take a break "NIGHT WATCH" BY REMBRANDT BROUGHT TO LIFE The Rijksmuseum museum in Holland had an idea: Let's bring the art to the people and then hopefully they will come to see more - at the museum. They took one Rembrandt painting from 1642 - Night Watch and brought to life the characters in it, placed them in a busy mall and the rest you can see for yourself! BEFORE YOU CLICK on the link below..... Take a good look at this picture. Then click the link to enjoy the video http://youtu.be/a6W2ZMpsxhg making sure your sound is switched on. MILITARY TRUTHS IN HUMOUR FORM “If the enemy is in range, so are you.” - Infantry Journal “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” - US.Air Force Manual “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.” - General MacArthur “You, you and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.” - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt. “Tracers work both ways.” - U.S. Army Ordnance Manual “Five second fuses only last three seconds.” - Infantry Journal - The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you. - Basic Flight Training Manual “Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.” - Maritime Ops Manual “Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.” - Unknown Marine Recruit “If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.” - USAF Ammo Troop “Yea, Though I FlyThrough the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.” - Sign over SR71 Wing Ops “You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach3.” - Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot) “The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.” - Unknown Author “If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter – and therefore, unsafe.” - Fixed Wing Pilot 97 THE door industry journal summer 2014 FALCON NESTING IN A TREE We’ve all seen many remarkable nature photographs over the years but this photo of a nesting Falcon is perhaps the most remarkable Nature shot that we’ve ever seen. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Nature is truly breath-taking! MOBILE PHONE ETIQUETTE After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss". "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!" Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking very loudly on her mobile phone………… When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed." Sue doesn't use her mobile phone in public any longer.