Door Industry Journal - Summer 2020

Also online at: www.dijonline.co.uk Take a Break 113 THE door industry journal summer 2020 The Secret to a Long Life An old man was relaxing at his one hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him and asked “Sir, what is the secret of your long life?” The man considered this for a moment, then replied, “Every evening at 9pm I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I’ve heard” The reporter then asked, “That’s all?” The man smiled, “Well, cancelling my voyage on Titanic sure didn’t hurt!” How Does This Even Happen?