THE door industry journal summer 2024 121 Also online at: www.dijonline.co.uk Take a Break I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, everyday I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at that moment, what I did the night before, what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does, every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the ‘thumbs up’ and tell them I like them. And it works just like Facebook! I now have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist! And I bet it tastes bootiful! Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay.... For the 22nd time! We don’t recommend their hygiene rating!
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