Door Industry Journal - Winter 2017

Also online at: www.dijonline.co.uk take a break 129 THE door industry journal winter 2017 THE SNORING BIKER The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to share a room with Kevin, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Kev snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.” The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Kevin shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.” The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older Biker, a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning!” he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Kevin into bed, patted him on the butt and kissed him good night”. Kevin sat up and watched me all night!! With age comes wisdom!!! DOPPLE GANGERS! MOST AMAZING INTERSECTION Most Amazing Intersection in the World ? ? ? This is how a major intersection with NO white or yellow lines, NO directional arrows, NO traffic lights and no one directing traffic works. In this time lapse video we see the intersection at Meskel Square, the nerve center of Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Check out the pedestrians as they navigate the seeming chaos with apparent, though stealthy immunity. Driving this intersection is not for the timid, patient or slow-thinking driver. No one with those limitations would ever get through! Driving this intersection. Takes guts, split second timing, a brake and gas pedals that work ! http://bit.ly/2AmwXBj Harrison Ford Jamie from Mythbusters John Travolta Samuel Jackson