Door Industry Journal - Winter 2019

Also online at: www.dijonline.co.uk 128 THE door industry journal winter 2019 Take a Break A Woman Walked Into the Kitchen to Find Her Husband Stalking Around With a Fly Swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked “Hunting flies” he replied “Oh, killed any?” she said “Yep, 3 males and 2 females” came the answer. Intrigued, the wife asked “How can you tell them apart?” “Easy!” he said, “3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone!” The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!